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Monday, October 22 2012.

Ok, let’s retire our Sailner, this time.

Our what?!

Sailner.

And what in the seven Heavens is that?!

Sailner……………………….. sailor 'n partner is sailner.

The TPL (The Pirates of Literature) Logo, that is no

more, no less than the front of a cannon, and a

sword and a flintlock crossing each other, like the

famous Jack’s Jolly Roger.

………………….. really?

Why?

No, no... seriously… Are you REALLY se--

AAAAARRRRRRRR!!! BY THEE ASTEROIDS OF SATURN!!! Didn’t I JUST say RIGHT NOW you were retired??? Vush… Buzz off, Sailor!!!

JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! Why so much blood thirsty in this heart, Cap?

GO!!!

I’m on my way!

*BLAM! Door closing loudly*

So... where did I stop?

You’d stopped at--

I KNOW WHERE I STOPPED!!!!

Ok, ok… I’m gone… oh my…

So... let’s put some things clearly.

Aye, sir!......................... like what?

Here’s a totally new blog… coming of an almost old blog at the sea…

What?! How’s this possible?!

....................... you’ll not leave, will you?

The marvelous, awesome, gorgeous, and

astonish Captain Jowfish Kraken,

Listen-his-name-and-SHIVER is sit in a

chair on the sand, practicing his

TERRIBLE magic spells… don't worry,

his not that dangerous………… at all

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope P^)

Seagulls…….. come in then, Sailner.

Aye, Cap!!!

CAPTAIN I AM!!!!!!!

*BLAM! Door closing loudly*

Aown, but Cap is so much more cute and nice and--

ALL RIGHT!!! Stop talking like a bloody serial killer at once!

Right on!

So...?

So what?

So what’s up with this blog, for Kraken’s sake!!!

Wosh!!! Calm down, Sailor…

Sailner.

See? You got it!

Whatever CUT THE GARBAGE!!!

Ok, ok…

Here’s the thing:

Captain Jowfish Kraken, I am. And this ship I gently call The Pirates of Literature is a part of a thing WAAAAYYYY too much bigger!!!

Not that much, actually.

Which side are you, Sailner?

Anyway… this is part of our other blog: “Os Piratas da Literatura”.

It’s Brazilian.

‘f course it’s Brazilian! What else could it be?

I don’t know… What about Portuguese, perhaps?

Don’t be silly, Lad! Everybody knows--

OPLay symbol. It's the TPL logo over a map of a

mysterious place called Atiuz... calm down, Mattey!

you’ll know what it is soon... really really soon…

.......I hope......

THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!!!

AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! GET THE RIGHT OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU LITTLE SICK GYPSY KNOWER OF THE DARK MAGICS!!!!!

But, Cap, you’re also a--

DON’T CARE!!!

Jeez, relax, Cap. It was a joke…

ARGH!!! So be quiet, Sailner, or to the kraken you’ll go.

Quite quiet.

Right. Next… Oh, yeah… And what do we do?

Oh, oh! That’s a good one, Cap. A good one!

Right.

Next time I’ll tell you.

Next………………… time......?

Yeah… I gotta go.

Go?! Go where?

I’ll become a king.

A king?! But you can’t be a king, Cap, you--

I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM, BLIMEY!!!

Ew, Cap!!! That was too much information!!!

Don’t ask, next time, then…

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