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Captain Duties

Jowfish Kraken’s logbook.
Thursday, November 01, 2012.

Welcome back, Sailner!
Back?!
When did I left???
Anyway, what winds bring yee here today?
A picture of a black giant dragon
blowing a massive sphere of fire.
It's arms are open, making his wings
be wide open as well, while it's half
sit, half squatting on a giant rock.
You didn’t answer the question, Cap!
The……………….question?
Aye.
…………………What question?
Gee, Cap! Go for a doctor, Cap! Hurry!
Watch it, Lad… Watch it…
What do we do here in this blog?
Oh, aye! Our duties in this ship!
Com’on, Lad! Sit there and take some Rum.
I don’t drink, Cap.
Neither do I.
But--
By the fire and the thunder, Mattey!!! How do y--
Oh, yeah… you’re new in this ship, that’s true. So let me get some things clear here.
Okay, Cap.
No, no, no, no… Aye, Captain!
No, Cap… I’m a Sailner. You’re the C--
BLOODY BASTARDS OF YGGDRASIL’S BLOODY BIRDS!!!!
Uh… Cap… what’s that--
I KNOW YOU ARE A SAILOR, SAILOR! I AM NOT A CAPTAIN BECAUSE OF MY BEAUTY!!!
But I…
Aye, aye, aye… let’s continue…
Okay, Cap!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
YOU SAY “AYE, CAPTAIN!!!”
Oh!!! Now I got it!
Aye, Cap!
……………………Aye… That’s better than nothing…
So… our duties.
I do not know if that's a drawing or a photo... but I
think it's a drawing of a black hole.
At the center, we have a black half circle and,
around it, there's some magnetic fields sucking all
around.
Aye, Cap!
Well… it’s easier than it sounds, actually.
Really?
Bloody yeah.
And we talk ‘bout what?
Curiosities.
Curiosities?
Curiosities!
What sort of curiosities?
We write curiosities for writers and educators!
I’m not following, Cap.
Let’s think together, Sailner.
You’re a writer, aye?
No, I’m--
Let’s PRETEND you’re a writer!
Oh! Aye, Cap!
So, you’re a writer… and you wanna know something ‘bout the kind of your story. For example… Sailner! You’re a fantasy writer.
Aye, Cap!
Now give me a curiosity you have about it.
If I write fantasy and fiction, I would like to know about dragons.
Dragons, you say! So ‘bout dragons we’ll talk!
Where are they from? How do they look like? Are they bad? There’s just one kind of dragon out there?
A drawing where a little really cute
girl is sit on a bed in front of a
window and reading a book.
She may have like... 8 years old?
[every child has 8 years old for
you, Jowfish!!!]... whatever.
She's wearing a white dress and
a pair of black sneakers.
Really cute, huh?
Or… for another example: now you’re a Sci-Fi writer. Gimme a question.
Huh……what about… The black holes?
Aye! We can talk about how does it starts? What’s the difference between the Black Hole and the Wormhole? Are the Wormholes portals to another dimensions?
This sort of things.
Huh… Gotcha.
One more example: As you’re a writer, I ask you: Is there such thing as Litereture for Girls and Literature for Boys, or that’s a wrong myth?
I… I don’t  know, Cap. Is it a myth?
That’s another kind of curiosity we share in here.
But how can the educators use this?
You mean at school?
Aye.
Well. We share the idea that the school should be one of the most important encourager to help a writer’s ideas.
And much more than that!
We have to write in school! We even have a class specifically to write!!!
You forget the name, huh?
………………………......... aye……..
And there shall be the PERFECT place to talk about these things, isn’t it?
And even much more than that!!!
Kids LOVE curiosities!
L-O-V-E!!!
So why don’t give’em a push and begin to create little monsters searchers for the mysteries of the universe…
Then I could catch them all and CONQUER THE WHOLE UNIVERSE OF EVERY DIMENSION IN THIS EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Oooohhhhhh… now I understand… you’re like……… a crazy person.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH, SAILOR!!!
No, no… I mean… and when do we start it?
Right with the very next talk, little Mattey!!!
Uh-Oh!!! I almost forgot!!!
What?
You can send us an e-mail sending your question, Mattey!!!
Really?
Questions, complaints, suggestions, or whatever you want to ask or inform us.
That’s great, Cap!
Aye… see ya!

2 comments:

Lívia F. said...

I hope to see a lot of cool and interesting talks, Cap!
Congrats for the blog!

Unknown said...

Now THAT you'll see, Mattey!!!

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