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Jowfish Kraken’s logbook.
Thursday, November 01, 2012.

Welcome back, Sailner!
Back?!
When did I left???
Anyway, what winds bring yee here today?
A picture of a black giant dragon
blowing a massive sphere of fire.
It's arms are open, making his wings
be wide open as well, while it's half
sit, half squatting on a giant rock.
You didn’t answer the question, Cap!
The……………….question?
Aye.
…………………What question?
Gee, Cap! Go for a doctor, Cap! Hurry!
Watch it, Lad… Watch it…
What do we do here in this blog?
Oh, aye! Our duties in this ship!
Com’on, Lad! Sit there and take some Rum.
I don’t drink, Cap.
Neither do I.
But--
By the fire and the thunder, Mattey!!! How do y--
Oh, yeah… you’re new in this ship, that’s true. So let me get some things clear here.
Okay, Cap.
No, no, no, no… Aye, Captain!
No, Cap… I’m a Sailner. You’re the C--
BLOODY BASTARDS OF YGGDRASIL’S BLOODY BIRDS!!!!
Uh… Cap… what’s that--
I KNOW YOU ARE A SAILOR, SAILOR! I AM NOT A CAPTAIN BECAUSE OF MY BEAUTY!!!
But I…
Aye, aye, aye… let’s continue…
Okay, Cap!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
YOU SAY “AYE, CAPTAIN!!!”
Oh!!! Now I got it!
Aye, Cap!
……………………Aye… That’s better than nothing…
So… our duties.
I do not know if that's a drawing or a photo... but I
think it's a drawing of a black hole.
At the center, we have a black half circle and,
around it, there's some magnetic fields sucking all
around.
Aye, Cap!
Well… it’s easier than it sounds, actually.
Really?
Bloody yeah.
And we talk ‘bout what?
Curiosities.
Curiosities?
Curiosities!
What sort of curiosities?
We write curiosities for writers and educators!
I’m not following, Cap.
Let’s think together, Sailner.
You’re a writer, aye?
No, I’m--
Let’s PRETEND you’re a writer!
Oh! Aye, Cap!
So, you’re a writer… and you wanna know something ‘bout the kind of your story. For example… Sailner! You’re a fantasy writer.
Aye, Cap!
Now give me a curiosity you have about it.
If I write fantasy and fiction, I would like to know about dragons.
Dragons, you say! So ‘bout dragons we’ll talk!
Where are they from? How do they look like? Are they bad? There’s just one kind of dragon out there?
A drawing where a little really cute
girl is sit on a bed in front of a
window and reading a book.
She may have like... 8 years old?
[every child has 8 years old for
you, Jowfish!!!]... whatever.
She's wearing a white dress and
a pair of black sneakers.
Really cute, huh?
Or… for another example: now you’re a Sci-Fi writer. Gimme a question.
Huh……what about… The black holes?
Aye! We can talk about how does it starts? What’s the difference between the Black Hole and the Wormhole? Are the Wormholes portals to another dimensions?
This sort of things.
Huh… Gotcha.
One more example: As you’re a writer, I ask you: Is there such thing as Litereture for Girls and Literature for Boys, or that’s a wrong myth?
I… I don’t  know, Cap. Is it a myth?
That’s another kind of curiosity we share in here.
But how can the educators use this?
You mean at school?
Aye.
Well. We share the idea that the school should be one of the most important encourager to help a writer’s ideas.
And much more than that!
We have to write in school! We even have a class specifically to write!!!
You forget the name, huh?
………………………......... aye……..
And there shall be the PERFECT place to talk about these things, isn’t it?
And even much more than that!!!
Kids LOVE curiosities!
L-O-V-E!!!
So why don’t give’em a push and begin to create little monsters searchers for the mysteries of the universe…
Then I could catch them all and CONQUER THE WHOLE UNIVERSE OF EVERY DIMENSION IN THIS EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Oooohhhhhh… now I understand… you’re like……… a crazy person.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH, SAILOR!!!
No, no… I mean… and when do we start it?
Right with the very next talk, little Mattey!!!
Uh-Oh!!! I almost forgot!!!
What?
You can send us an e-mail sending your question, Mattey!!!
Really?
Questions, complaints, suggestions, or whatever you want to ask or inform us.
That’s great, Cap!
Aye… see ya!

Anybody Home???

Jowfish Kraken’s logbook.
Monday, October 22 2012.
Ok, let’s retire our Sailner, this time.
Our what?!
Sailner.
And what in the seven Heavens is that?!
Sailner……………………….. sailor 'n partner is sailner.
The TPL (The Pirates of Literature) Logo, that is no
more, no less than the front of a cannon, and a
sword and a flintlock crossing each other, like the
famous Jack’s Jolly Roger.
………………….. really?
Why?
No, no... seriously… Are you REALLY se--
AAAAARRRRRRRR!!! BY THEE ASTEROIDS OF SATURN!!! Didn’t I JUST say RIGHT NOW you were retired??? Vush… Buzz off, Sailor!!!
JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! Why so much blood thirsty in this heart, Cap?
GO!!!
I’m on my way!
*BLAM! Door closing loudly*
So... where did I stop?
You’d stopped at--
I KNOW WHERE I STOPPED!!!!
Ok, ok… I’m gone… oh my…
So... let’s put some things clearly.
Aye, sir!......................... like what?
Here’s a totally new blog… coming of an almost old blog at the sea…
What?! How’s this possible?!
....................... you’ll not leave, will you?
The marvelous, awesome, gorgeous, and
astonish Captain Jowfish Kraken,
Listen-his-name-and-SHIVER is sit in a
chair on the sand, practicing his
TERRIBLE magic spells… don't worry,
his not that dangerous………… at all
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope P^)
Seagulls…….. come in then, Sailner.
Aye, Cap!!!
CAPTAIN I AM!!!!!!!
*BLAM! Door closing loudly*
Aown, but Cap is so much more cute and nice and--
ALL RIGHT!!! Stop talking like a bloody serial killer at once!
Right on!
So...?
So what?
So what’s up with this blog, for Kraken’s sake!!!
Wosh!!! Calm down, Sailor…
Sailner.
See? You got it!
Whatever CUT THE GARBAGE!!!
Ok, ok…
Here’s the thing:
Captain Jowfish Kraken, I am. And this ship I gently call The Pirates of Literature is a part of a thing WAAAAYYYY too much bigger!!!
Not that much, actually.
Which side are you, Sailner?
Anyway… this is part of our other blog: “Os Piratas da Literatura”.
It’s Brazilian.
‘f course it’s Brazilian! What else could it be?
I don’t know… What about Portuguese, perhaps?
Don’t be silly, Lad! Everybody knows--
OPLay symbol. It's the TPL logo over a map of a
mysterious place called Atiuz... calm down, Mattey!
you’ll know what it is soon... really really soon…
.......I hope......
THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!!!!!
AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! GET THE RIGHT OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU LITTLE SICK GYPSY KNOWER OF THE DARK MAGICS!!!!!
But, Cap, you’re also a--
DON’T CARE!!!
Jeez, relax, Cap. It was a joke…
ARGH!!! So be quiet, Sailner, or to the kraken you’ll go.
Quite quiet.
Right. Next… Oh, yeah… And what do we do?
Oh, oh! That’s a good one, Cap. A good one!
Right.
Next time I’ll tell you.
Next………………… time......?
Yeah… I gotta go.
Go?! Go where?
I’ll become a king.
A king?! But you can’t be a king, Cap, you--
I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM, BLIMEY!!!
Ew, Cap!!! That was too much information!!!
Don’t ask, next time, then…